The Wedding Drug

Active Ingredients:
God.....................................98%
Government License............2%

Uses:
Take this drug as directed by a clergyman or clergywoman.

The wedding drug is commonly prescribed for the bonding of soul-mates, women with no ambition, legitimating children, avoiding murderous soon-to-be-fathers-in-law, those seeking revenge on ex-boy/girl friends and/or parents, and tax breaks.

Recommended Dosages:
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN
Adults (18 or older).....1 per lifetime

Those pregnant or breastfeeding should not make hasty decisions to take this drug.

Side Effects:
Side effects may include eternal bliss, eternal misery, large amounts of debt, babies, obesity, greying of hair, hair loss, vertical and horizontal creases in forehead, crow's feet, strain on relationships with in-laws, and unimaginable happiness.

In some extreme cases marriage can cause volatile fighting.  If this is the case, please seek medical attention from a doctor as this may be due to a severe psychological condition.

Drug Interactions:
Avoid other marriage drugs, adultery, excessive debt, plotting in-laws, and money-draining habits.  These can result in serious side-effects including injury and possibly death/murder.